whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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