- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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