What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Hey

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Me

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Women's rights

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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