- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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