- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

were at work systems r down

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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