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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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