- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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