A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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