You know what's funny? A well told joke

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

I have a horse.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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