- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What fires shots? A gun

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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