Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A man died.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

knock knock come in !

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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