- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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