- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

you know whats not funny white boards.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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