- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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