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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Hi.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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