Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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A fat guy!

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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