what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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