- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is John Galt?

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

whats white and sticky glue

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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