- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man pays his child support

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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