- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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