A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Gay republicans

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Anti Joke

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