What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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gay pom...

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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