Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What do we call Osama? Osama

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

lets bomb africa

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

What's white and black? Color blind.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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