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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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