- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

A fat guy!

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

I enjoy Popcorn

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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