- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

How do you make a little girl cry?

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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