Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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nolan is gay

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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