- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Anthony sucks

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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