- Anti Joke

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer