- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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