- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Sloths

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

You should read the Terms of Service.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Cliterus

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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