What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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