- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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