How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Get up Look in the mirror

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Anti Joke

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