A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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human centipede

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I enjoy Popcorn

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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miha kako si?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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