Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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I'm HIV positive.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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