Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

if got a joke if fogot it

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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