- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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