Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

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