- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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