- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Vote this down and get DOXED

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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