- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Who is John Galt?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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