- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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