- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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