- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

SHUT UP JP

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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