knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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