- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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