- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Please don't shoot me

Committing Suicide #YOLO

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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