- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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