- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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