- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

sky's sty

Good afternoon.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

whats brown and booky a book.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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