What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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