Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What do you call an arab ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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