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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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