- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

That's illegal What? Your mom

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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