Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

The holocaust

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

girls basketball

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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