- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

I'm Coming

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

A seal walks into a club.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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