Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

I enjoy Popcorn

Once, I went to Peru.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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