Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

There once was this guy and he fell down

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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