- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

ask me if im a door yes

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Arrow in the Knee!

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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