Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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