Once upon a time, The end.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Chlamydia

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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