What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

You were born.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

im @ work, LOL.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

A car walks into a bar.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Anti Joke

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