- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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