- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Women's rights.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

And you honored it I see :P

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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