Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

I enjoy Popcorn

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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