- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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