- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

knock knock? come in

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

sucks Syntax...

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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