- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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