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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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