Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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