- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What's your blood type? Red.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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