- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

a man checks his mypsace

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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