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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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