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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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