- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What's 2+2? Fish

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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