- Anti Joke

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke