why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

thumb_up thumb_down -4

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops