there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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