There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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