Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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