- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

mikey is cute

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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