How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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