Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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