How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Whats 1+1? window!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

drew edminstin is a rat

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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