- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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