- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Women's rights.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Life

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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