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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!