- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

if got a joke if fogot it

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