man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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