- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

you know whats not funny white boards.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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