- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

noah is a scrub jungle

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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