people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Anti Joke

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