Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

whats white and sticky glue

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Boner

your mum

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A seal walks into a club.

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