- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Black People

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

This is a joke.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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