- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

1+1=2

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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