- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Who is big and stupid My brother

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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