- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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