There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Who is John Galt?

Vote this down and get DOXED

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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