- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim likes girls

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I love you

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Your Mum is soo fat.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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