What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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