How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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