- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

u know whats a crime? rape

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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