- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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