Hey how is your wife and my kids

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Terraria

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

identical jokes get different votes.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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