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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

why did you poop because you are a poop

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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