Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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