Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

what's the difference between a crocodile?

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Equal rights!

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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