Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why can't jokes spit?

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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The cream, it is coming

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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